Gabbie

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a train wreck but at least im pretty about it

Idk why but I feel like every time I get my wussy paxed I enter into a boarderline mania

16:57   1-11-23

omegaverse:

Every january goth couples are fucking hard to try and have a halloween baby they’re gonna name ophelia or some shit

0:28   7-20-23   47,322 notes

moodycarcass:

moodycarcass:

Literally nothing in life makes me feel more like a terminally online loser than ignoring my dog trying to get me to play with her to look at the computer

Not now sweaty daddy’s cyber bullying

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20:41   7-19-23   81 notes

greelin:

people who have not worked in the service industry in years (if at all, ever) will be like “you have to work SATURDAYS? 😰” yeah man things you guys go to are open those days. So there i must fucking be

(via nonalcoholicgin)

20:40   7-19-23   18,772 notes

citrusmillie:

batzzzzz:

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Rool

all tumbrlinas come from a common ancestor

(via tyleroakley)

20:39   7-19-23   91,697 notes

figuring-it-all-out:
“Spooky season is closer than you think.
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figuring-it-all-out:

Spooky season is closer than you think.

(via vvitchella)

20:37   7-19-23   25,086 notes

lyridmeteorshower:

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20:35   7-19-23   8,390 notes

Anonymous asked:

Just wanna warn you, sag and wga are anti ai

theother-will-grayson:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

that’s good. fuck ai.

“just warning you, the laborers are against the robots stealing their jobs” lmfaooooo

20:34   7-19-23   10,495 notes

Anonymous asked:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/search?work_search%5Bquery%5D=&work_search%5Btitle%5D=&work_search%5Bcreators%5D=&work_search%5Brevised_at%5D=&work_search%5Bcomplete%5D=&work_search%5Bcrossover%5D=&work_search%5Bsingle_chapter%5D=0&work_search%5Bword_count%5D=&work_search%5Blanguage_id%5D=&work_search%5Bfandom_names%5D=Red+Dead+Redemption+%28Video+Games%29&work_search%5Brating_ids%5D=&work_search%5Bcharacter_names%5D=&work_search%5Brelationship_names%5D=&work_search%5Bfreeform_names%5D=Mpreg&work_search%5Bhits%5D=&work_search%5Bkudos_count%5D=&work_search%5Bcomments_count%5D=&work_search%5Bbookmarks_count%5D=&work_search%5Bsort_column%5D=_score&work_search%5Bsort_direction%5D=desc&commit=Search

chongoblog:

chongoblog:

Nice try, I can read this code, and I am not entering your Trap

I activate my fucking Target Vision

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Threat identified. Target Neutralized

4:40   7-17-23   12,337 notes

Anonymous asked:

What's your jacking off technique

thickness-protection-program:

catgirlsarereal:

thickness-protection-program:

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get cropped idiot

Did you just circumcise my post??

4:38   7-17-23   37,510 notes

thoodleoo:

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highly recommend reading pliny the elder if only for the footnotes. theyre like video game loading screen tips

(via cryptotheism)

13:45   7-16-23   11,003 notes

queeranarchism:

mtndewloyalist-x:

silvasaliva:

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

That’s literally why the government wants to stop it

Defend cash. The existence of a cash economy  is so so necessary for the survival of every population that the government wants to kill. Homeless people, sex workers, undocumented people, addicts. They all need cash to survive.

(via official-megumin)

13:44   7-16-23   208,667 notes

theprofessional-amateur:

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Anyway, fuck the CEOs and other execs. Support the strikers.

(via phoenixyfriend)

12:24   7-16-23   14,413 notes

official-megumin:

hkayakh:

a-chaotic-and-tired-mess:

paperandpencilsandskips:

Fish that stares at gay people

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OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF ME

@official-megumin

hey I’m not gay >:(

12:23   7-16-23   28,617 notes

anthmeisterr:

realpokemon:

the destiel announcement meme. dean: "I love you." castiel: "developer of HM04 Strength mauled to death by wild Machoke while on anniversary trip to mt coronet"ALT

Was Not disappointed by the tags on this one

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(via charlesoberonn)

21:28   7-14-23   3,539 notes

rattle-my-stars:

froody:

froody:

I bought this expensive ass yogurt as a gift to myself so that I could make little candles in the tiny terracotta pot it comes in and it turns out it is the best, creamiest, most buttery heavenly delicious yogurt I have ever tasted and I’m now addicted

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sometimes things that are expensive are worse but sometimes things that are expensive are astronomically better and that’s where the real problem lies

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(via bulbiedorf)

21:28   7-14-23   59,524 notes